Well, sometimes you just have to put your money where your mouth is, as it were, and show some of the good ole certificates that prove some of my babble. The rest of my babble you may just have to take on faith. Get it? Faith. Har har har. So here they are:
Doctor of Divinity Degree
Philosophic Minister of Dynamic Discord Cert
Master Herbalist Cert
ME as Referee for Junior Nationals in Tae Kwon Do
A leeetle bit closer
Kukkiwon Certificate